Officers have discribed this suspect as having been seen on several occasions telling horrible jokes and singing made-up songs off-key. Mr. Cavanaugh has also been known to laugh uncontrollably in public and make perverted comments when he hears the word "but".

Reward Offered:
1 Bag Cherry Pull-n-Peel Twislers by the State of Colorado

All rewards to be paid upon arrest and conviction

Joe “Joey” Cavanaugh
     Age: 50 years
     Height: 6’4”
     Sex: Believed to be Male
     Hair: Messy
     Eyes: Dirty Blond
     Occupation: Collects Welfare

Please note that this suspect has a contagious sounding laugh and may approach you once he has your attention to try telling you joke for a dollar.

Joe was last seen on the front porch of his home wearing ripped jeans and a t-shirt and was singing "I Will Always Love You" at an open window in a room his wife was occupying at the time. Please do not approach this suspect without ear plugs to ensure your safety!

The assistance and co-operation of all citizens is requested in the apprehension of this criminal.

Notify Schwerv.com staff if you have any information leading to the whereabouts of this creature.