Authorities report that this suspect has been publishing false information about members of her family over the Internet. She is believed to have uploaded notifications describing their suspicious activity, however investigators are not certain at this time if those publications are actually untrue.

Reward Offered:
1 Box of Pink Frosted Sugar Cookies from Safeway Grocery by the State of Colorado

All rewards to be paid upon arrest and conviction

Jaylynn “Jay” Cavanaugh
     Age: 49 years
     Height: 4’11”
     Sex: Believed to be Female
     Hair: Constantly Changing
     Eyes: Brown
     Occupation: Cashes the Welfare Check

This suspect appears to be friendly, caring, and a good listener, yet these traits have been associated with finding out more information to use in her fictitious stories.

She was last spotted behind a laptop at the local Starbucks drinking a caramel machiato with extra caramel drizzle. As the authorities approached her table she ducked out of the back. Please be on the lookout for this suspect!

The assistance and co-operation of all citizens is requested in the apprehension of this criminal.

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