During the late night hours on July 6, 2006, this monster assaulted his mother by striking her in the forehead with a velvet, leopard-print, feather toy. Crime Scene Investigators uncovered trace amounts of “Nip” and suspect he may have been under the influence.

Reward Offered:
1 Bag Temptations Tantalizing Turkey Flavor Treats by the State of Colorado

All rewards to be paid upon arrest and conviction

Giovanni “Gino” Cavanaugh
     Age: 2 years
     Height: 6.5 inches
     Sex: Male
     Hair: He pulls it out with his teeth
     Eyes: Red
     Occupation: Mooches off of the ‘rents

This beast is very dangerous; he has been arrested before on charges of intent to distribute “Nip” to minors, disturbing the peace, and traveling to fast in the foyer.

His getaway was made on foot, heading South down a dark lit stairway. Authorities believe he may be hiding out with his two younger brothers.

The assistance and co-operation of all citizens is requested in the apprehension of this criminal.

Notify Schwerv.com staff if you have any information leading to the whereabouts of this creature.